Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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