I wish I could punch you in the face.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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