You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he puts the penis in happiness.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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