I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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