i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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