I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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