But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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