Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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