i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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