Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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