Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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