I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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