i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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