Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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