he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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