Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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