That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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