VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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