Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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