I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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