There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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