i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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