what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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