...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I CAN MOONWALK!
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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