Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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