On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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