Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
