One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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