Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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