I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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