You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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