My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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