yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
