I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i will never coherently bang her
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is officially offended.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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