did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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