If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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