It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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