MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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