whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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