Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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