Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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