I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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