Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Me too!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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