Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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