So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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