is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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