The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm bleeding and have questions
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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