I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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