apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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