Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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