so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
