I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Drake has all the answers
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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