I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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