They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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